Nine words women use

truknutt

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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying YOU haven't got a clue!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 

dieselsweetheart

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Attention all you men. Dave is absolutely correct. I'm not sure where he got such wisdom, but it would benefit you all to read his words and LEARN something from them. There's nothing more important you will EVER do in your life other than to keep your woman happy...because remember...if mama aint' happy, nobody's happy.

I personally use about 90% of that language...just ask DH.

Go ahead, do it.
 

dieselsweetheart

Well-known member
Actually Dave, there is one more phrase that women use....

"Are you sure?"

Which means she is giving her man one last opportunity to make a decision before she tells him it's the wrong one.
 

jmgratz

Original Owners Club Member
Don't forget about "Huh" or "What did you say" when us guys use our selective hearing.
 

rick_debbie_gallant

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The only one that I live by is.

"Happy wife, happy life" My only problem is: when I say this to someone and she hears it she says "So when ya going to start making me happy?":eek:
 
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