Every Wonder Why? (Hump Day Humor)

boatto5er

Founding VA Chap Ldr (Ret)
With apologies if this has been posted before:


EVER WONDER ...






Why we park on driveways and drive on parkways?



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why don't you ever see the headline ' Psychic Wins Lottery '?



Why is ' abbreviated ' such a long word?



Why is it that doctors call what they do ' practice'?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
 

Riverman

Well-known member
As a matter of fact, I had been wondering that! as well as...
-Where the white goes when the snow melts
-Why they have locks on the doors at 7-11
-Why there is braille on the drive-thru ATM buttons
 
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