How about a Blonde Joke.

jimtoo

Moderator
During a company’s recent password audit, it was found that

a blonde employee was using the following password:


"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"


When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told

that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

:angel::angel::angel:
 

skyguy

Well-known member
There's this blonde mortician, see...

A gal comes in, her husband had just passed away. The viewing was scheduled for tomorrow, but the gal didn't care much for the Black suit. She asked the mortician to change the suit from black to blue. Cost was no object, but she couldn't stand the black suit.

The Mortician replied, no problem, I'll get it taken care of before tomorrow.

Next day, at the viewing, sure enough the guy was well dressed in a nice blue suit, as requested. After the viewing, the mortician asked if the gal liked her husband in the blue suit.

"Oh yes" she replied. "That was just perfect!" "How much do I owe you for the different suit??"

"Nothing", replied the blond. "Strangely enough, right after you left, I had another widower come in, and request that her husband be buried in a black suit, not the blue one we had dressed him in. - It was really no problem..."

The blonde mortician continued... "I just swapped the heads..."





(Bet you didn't see that comin' )


Al
 

Ray LeTourneau

Senior Member - Past Moderator
I'm not sure if ya'll are aware of this but... There are really only 3 or 4 actual blonde jokes. The rest of them are all true stories !!! :eek:
 
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