You might be an RVer if...

DW_Gray

Well-known member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #1

I guess we all have heard of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck if" jokes. So I will start one here because it happened to me today. Please add your own whether it happened to you or not. I did find this was done on another RV forum. So come on Heartlanders, let's see how many we can come up with.

You might be an RVer...

if you try to flush the toilet with your foot on a standard home toilet.

Also provide answers to these:

You might be a full time RVer if...

You know you're a rally-holic when...


I intend to publish a book and donate the profits to Heartland Owners Club or do something benefiting Heartland owners.

I'll need at least 300 for a book.

 

Last edited: Aug 12, 2010

wannabfree

Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #2

You might be an RVer if...

You might be an RVer if you enjoy getting to, your destination, as much as your arrival.

 

4ever

Well-known member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #3

You might be an RVer if you think 300 square feet of living space is really living!

Ted

 

kakampers

Past Heartland Ambassador

• Aug 1, 2010

• #4

You might be an RVer if, when taking a shower in a residential shower, you look for the shut-off switch...been there, done that...

 

cookie

Administrator

Staff member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #5

You might be an RV'er if...........

You reach for the knobs when closing the shades at home.

Peace
Dave

 

jmgratz

Original Owners Club Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #6

You might be an RVer if you try to find the knob to light the burner on the electric range at home.

 

wannabfree

Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #7

...You might be an RVer if you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time discussing the merits of different toilet papers.

 

2010augusta

Well-known member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #8

You might be an RVer if you don't think twice about have to go outside to get to the basement.

 

jmgratz

Original Owners Club Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #9

You might be an RVer if your favorite shopping stores are Wal-Mart and Camping World.

 

truknutt

Committed Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #10

...if it doesn't bother you to discuss the merits of good holding tank maintenance while eating breakfast!!

 

2010augusta

Well-known member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #11

you think it is completely normal to drive a F-450(or any dually) to the store to pick--up a few groceries.

 

netters1

Active Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #12

if you have "Happy Hour" at your RV site instead of the Bar...

 

jimtoo

Moderator

• Aug 1, 2010

• #13

if you have breakfast, lunch and dinner, all in different states, on the same day.

 

dieselsweetheart

Well-known member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #14

..... if your hubby comes home from work and asks what's for pot luck.

 

wannabfree

Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #15

..You might be a RVer if you try phoning ahead for a reservation at FlyingJ

 

SouthernNights

Past South Carolina Chapter Leader

• Aug 1, 2010

• #16

...if you try to plug your house into the nearest telephone pole.

 

jmgratz

Original Owners Club Member

• Aug 1, 2010

• #17

Hey Jim B maybe you could gather all of these tidbits up, put them in a book, publish it and use any profits for the Heartland Owners Club. I like this thread.

 

DW_Gray

Well-known member

• Aug 2, 2010

• #18

jmgratz said:

Hey Jim B maybe you could gather all of these tidbits up, put them in a book, publish it and use any profits for the Heartland Owners Club. I like this thread.

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Hey wait a minute, I started this thread and I'll do the book and donate the profits to Heartland Owners Club or something benefiting Heartland owners.

Your posts are great, keep them coming. I'll need at least 300 for a book.

 

DW_Gray

Well-known member

• Aug 2, 2010

• #19

Jim B. If possible, please make this thread private so that only registered forum members can view and write to this thread.

 

Ray LeTourneau

Senior Member - Past Moderator

• Aug 2, 2010

• #20

You might be an RVer if, You hang a ladder, on yer ladder.

By the way, I've looked for the pedal flusher a few times as well. Actually, most of the above a few times. ;-)