Social Security. Uncle Sam Taketh...Uncle Sam Giveth Away.

leftyf

SSG Stumpy-VA Terrorist
So, you're laying there flat on your back...the bills are piling up...the bank account is going down....and you're wondering where the car payment is coming from....

Then an epiphany happens....you got Social Security! Right??!! I mean you paid into it for 25 years....the woman across the street has been getting it because her kids unknown father died in Upper Timbuktu after being bit by a rabid gerbil. You know this to be true cause you talked to his ghost at Joe and Mabel's Country Bar and Grill two weeks ago.

I mean you got rights right? The law says that if you are hurt and disabled an can longer work....you got social security, right?

Well, I'm gonna tell ya Bucky...everyone is entitled to SSDI if they are hurt and cannot work. Everyone is pays into it (well, just about everybody)...and a guy at work got it....so, maybe you can get it too.

Yep, you are entitled to it...can you get it? The answer is YES! The reality is a definite maybe.

Lemme walk you through the SS minefield. Trust me...I know these things.
 
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