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Hi to all, I just want to let everyone know what is happening in my life and ask for your prayers. I have had a bad cough for 2 or 3 months. Been to Dr’s and have been treated for everything and nothing has stopped the cough. After chest x-rays and CT scan they found a mass in the right...

Well, Happy Father's Day to all Fathers. This morning when I went out to feed our big, fat cat named Cody, he met me meowing and gripping like he was unhappy. So I got his food bowl filled and made sure he had water and he was still gripping. So I started scratching his head and petting him...

Hello Heartlanders. Today, Monday, 4/23/18, I was traveling N on I 37 and just N of Mathis, Tx at a parking area is a Heartland Gateway. No truck or tow vehicle around. First saw it at 11am and it was still there at 5pm. If someone needs a little help moving it to a park or something, let me...

Peeling furniture by Gao , 1 Day Ago at 07:10 PM (2 Views) The furniture in my 2014 gateway is peeling and Lippert has agreeded to help in replacement cost. They found an brand Strathmore Hickory Louis Style. They could not furnish Picts or info on this product and stated that it is used in...

Went to the San Antonio RV Show and Sale and spent 2 days(5th& 6th) promoting the Heartland Brand and our Heartland Owners Club and my favorite dealer, ExploreUSA, Seguin, San Antonio, and other places. Ventured over to the area for vendors and found the xmwiredtv vendor really promoting and...

This little lady has rewritten a Patsy Cline song and it is so true. Listen and smile. Song for seniors. Jim M

Shingles hurts. I walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked me what I had. I said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down my name, address, medical insurance number and told me to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked me what I had. I said, 'Shingles' So...

Please say a prayer for our Son,,, Joseph M. McGee. He left this world this morning. Joe has been having problems with allergies for the last week and taking meds. I went to check on him next door and found him deceased this morning. He was a Legacy Vet MC Club member and suffered from...

You will not believe what just happened ... I pulled in to Flying J to get gas. When I walked up I noticed these two deputies looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up, I saw her and was like, hmm what an idiot, with the police right there too! So I went in and got my drink and as I...

I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid.... :( Yesterday it was so cold out that i let a man stay in my 5th wheel for the night, out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but...

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When...

Well,,, I almost forgot to post it, but Nov 5 is the day for George West Storyfest, in George West, Texas. It is a story telling festival and also music. We are the Story Telling Capital of Texas and have a liars contest also. This is our 28th year, we are very family oriented, we have 3...

Today the Heartland Owners Forum passed the 500,000 mark for number of post on the forum. Jim M

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy. 'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out...

Saw this today. Thor buys Jayco.

I am thinking of installing an aftermarket leveling system on my BH 3670RL. Has anyone done the install or had it installed? If so,, aprox price and anyone had it done in South Texas? Jim M

The Love Dress A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly at a recently married couple’s house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home...

Hi Everyone, Today, 4/21/2016, Bette and I are preparing for a sight seeing tour for our Doctor. We hope and pray that the good doctor does not see anything interesting, just clean, slick tubing with no abnormal little things trying to grow. Just want to remind everyone to getter done...

Did ya'll hear that ten was really scared and upset.?????:mad: Yep... Seven Eight Nine!!!!:p Later gater!

$20 Bet. Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building. The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you...

Two men from Ireland. Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland’ The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes,that I am!’ The first one says, ‘So...

Have a friend that just took delivery of a Oakmont 400FL. The awning runs from the front door over the dining slide out towards the rear door. When the awning is extended the material of the awning is being pushed up by the slide out, which has very sharp corners. This will not last more than...

Purchased a 267RL from Windish in Longmont, CO in JAN 2016. So far they have treated us fairly. Waiting for a new latch for sliding door in rear closet that was broken during cleaning prep. Also they informed me they discovered the awning cloth was cut wrong and will replace, still waiting. I...

For you folks up North. As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and...

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Jim Beletti, It's that time of year again. Hope you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D Jim and Bette M

How would you like have your's be able to do this? Toyota Aygo Ad

We have a new BBQ Restaurant coming to town.

For the last 2 ==3 weeks Heartland RVs have been getting lots of good advertisement on the "Great American Country" Channel on Direct TV ch 326. "Going RV" is program name and they are showing lots of features of different units to customers. Jim M

A different point of view for a sad event, but not an unhappy ending. A cool way to take a fisherman's casket to the cemetery. A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked, "That...

Divorce vs. Murder A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said; 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked; 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied; 'I need it to poison my...

Lone Ranger & Tonto Camping The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of...

Gardening with Grandma...... A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!'...

Well,,, guess what I've been doing for the last hour + , starting about midnight. Was thinking of going to bed when we heard a strange noise and began smelling something burning or getting hot. Started looking and could not find anything, just a smell in the kitchen. Had to go to the potty...

The other day I went to a CVS Pharmacy. I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if...

I have been looking and wondering about the 2011 BH 3670RL cabinets. I have seen pictures of the end of the counter with the sink there is a half round cabinet that opens and swings out. This is on the end across from fridge. My question is, does it work good, does it have a roller on the...

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few...

I was wondering if anyone has tried the new Magellan RoadMate 6230-LM with the camera in it? Looks good to me. Got ad from Camping World today and checked Amazon also.. much better price on Amazon. Jim M

Stolen from another site,,, naturally. :) Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the old...