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    Man of the House!

    I think this would most likely be a very true story.


    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be the Man of Your House.”

    He stormed over to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and...well... you get the point.

    “Later, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”

    Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”



    Anybody willing to try this or do we have a bunch of chickens here??

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    I love it!!!!

    Jim this has to be my laugh of the day. Wonderful!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimtoo View Post
    I think this would most likely be a very true story.


    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be the Man of Your House.”

    He stormed over to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and...well... you get the point.

    “Later, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe... Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”

    Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”



    Anybody willing to try this or do we have a bunch of chickens here??

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    I'd NEVER say that to my DW, but she could say that to me!

    I already cook the meals, walk the dogs, do the laundry, clean the trailer, fix the trailer, and just in the past few weeks started working a few days a week.

    She is a Nurse and works 12 hour shifts 3 or 4 days a week.

    She is the woman of the trailer
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    Sounds like Sandy is the one that wears the stethoscope around there too

    I assume you are now to be referred to as Professor Alan?

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    Alan,

    That sounds like a great environment and we have a similar plan around here! John don't call me "Queenie" for no reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbylinski View Post
    Alan,

    That sounds like a great environment and we have a similar plan around here! John don't call me "Queenie" for no reason.
    We know who the boss is in your house! (Hmmm, actually, that's true in my house, too)

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    I have faced a lot of terrible even horrific things in my life and I am not afraid of anything so............put me down for a CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK HERE!
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    yea,i'm whooped too!she's a nurse also cluck,cluck!when my wife speaks to me,she gets on her knees!!!(and says "come out from under that bed you coward"!!!32 years so far!!

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