Cannibal Restaurant Menu

[jimtoo]

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15..00

+Baked Politician $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

 

[BigJim45]

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."[/QUOTE]


how very true.........

 

[donr827]

Send this to all of the politicians in DC. Wait, maybe NSA is monitoring this site.
Don

 

[JohnDar]

That buzzing sound you hear ain't mosquitoes, it's drones.

The joke by the senior "Goldwinger" about the zoo and the White House told it all.