JanAndBill
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A well known politician and Bubba go into a pastry shop. The politician whisks three
cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The politician says to Bubba, "You see how clever we are? ... That's why you need us to look out for uneducated people like you!"
Bubba says to the politician, "Oh yeah, watch this. He says to the; baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show you my famous magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Gimme another cookie for the magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
Bubba says.... "check the politician's pocket!"
cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The politician says to Bubba, "You see how clever we are? ... That's why you need us to look out for uneducated people like you!"
Bubba says to the politician, "Oh yeah, watch this. He says to the; baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show you my famous magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which he promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Gimme another cookie for the magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. He eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
Bubba says.... "check the politician's pocket!"
