How Do You Know When It's True Love

danemayer

Well-known member
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw and the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
That's Sa...mur...ai.
 

travelin2

Pennsylvania Chapter Leaders-retired
Must not be enough posts to the forum to keep Dan busy !!


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HornedToad

Well-known member
When you have a loose tooth and they stick you in a booth...
that's an X Ray!!!

When you play the DVD and it won't come on TV...
that's a Blu Ray!!!

When the reruns come on with Patricia Heaton...
that's some more Ray!!!

When I'm too bored to see I sign on to HOC...
and it goes away!!!
 

Mrsfish

Well-known member
I was just going to ask how Dan was handling all the snow at his new house. I think I got my answer!
 

pegmikef

Well-known member
Ann said it was sunny today so maybe Dan isn't housebound and no longer suffering from cabin fever.
 
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