Tech Support Needed.

jimtoo

Moderator
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct
slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs
such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail..

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and
do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.


However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 orBeer 6.1 . Please note that Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta
.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Lingerie 7.7...
Good Luck!
Tech Support
 

PeternLiane

Well-known member
I've read that many times. Thank you for posted it so that I can read it again. After 11 years I think my wife upgraded to Husband 3.0 this year. I'm glad she did because now I have NHL 5.5. HaHa
 

jimtoo

Moderator
Yea,,, it's been around a long time.. thought I would post it again for some of the youngsters.
 

Ray LeTourneau

Senior Member - Past Moderator
I hope this doesn't get me into trouble:angel:

Ole and Lars are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Lars says,

'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better tink it over....

women like dat are hard to find.'
 

JohnDar

Prolifically Gabby Member
And I've upgraded my software protection to Anti-Nag 6.0. It automatically turns off the audio portion of offending inputs to my system.
 

lorax

Well-known member
Thanks for the laugh...what a hoot! I must be young as this is my first time seeing this.
 
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