jimtoo
Moderator
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The pastor noticed one of his elderly lady members had not attended church for several Sundays, so he pays her a visit. Upon arrival he was cordially invited to come in and have a seat. As he was seating himself he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the table and he, loving peanuts, started to eat a few of them.
The more they talked the more peanuts he ate. After a lengthy visit he excused himself and expressed his gratitude for a sweet visit. Upon departure he told the lady how much he had enjoyed the fellowship with her and he would like to come again saying, "the next time I come I am going to bring you some more peanuts because I have set here and have eaten all of your peanuts".
The elderly lady replied, "Oh Pastor you don't need to do that, you see I don't have any teeth so I just suck all the chocolate off of them". :angel:
Ugh!,!!!
The pastor noticed one of his elderly lady members had not attended church for several Sundays, so he pays her a visit. Upon arrival he was cordially invited to come in and have a seat. As he was seating himself he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the table and he, loving peanuts, started to eat a few of them.
The more they talked the more peanuts he ate. After a lengthy visit he excused himself and expressed his gratitude for a sweet visit. Upon departure he told the lady how much he had enjoyed the fellowship with her and he would like to come again saying, "the next time I come I am going to bring you some more peanuts because I have set here and have eaten all of your peanuts".
The elderly lady replied, "Oh Pastor you don't need to do that, you see I don't have any teeth so I just suck all the chocolate off of them". :angel:
Ugh!,!!!
