jimtoo
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[FONT="]The Prince.[/FONT]
[FONT="]A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side forcompany. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She pickedit up and wiped it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie."I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman thought for a moment and said "I wish I was themost beautiful 20 year old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than Iknew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around."[/FONT]
[FONT="]The Genie nodded and after a huge cloudof dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman looked at herselfand she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of money inLarge Bills. She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down aroundher. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then she turned to lookwhere her adoring cat once stood. There in the feline's place stood a tall, dark,handsome man with chiseled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, anda soccer-players-tush. She walked over to him, he put his arms around her,brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whisperedsoftly, "Now, aren't you sorry that you had me neutered?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side forcompany. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She pickedit up and wiped it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie."I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman thought for a moment and said "I wish I was themost beautiful 20 year old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than Iknew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around."[/FONT]
[FONT="]The Genie nodded and after a huge cloudof dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman looked at herselfand she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of money inLarge Bills. She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down aroundher. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then she turned to lookwhere her adoring cat once stood. There in the feline's place stood a tall, dark,handsome man with chiseled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, anda soccer-players-tush. She walked over to him, he put his arms around her,brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whisperedsoftly, "Now, aren't you sorry that you had me neutered?"[/FONT]
