The Worst age to be -

mlpeloquin

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Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.

Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!

Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all.

Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock -- no problem at all.

So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?

No, I have one every morning at 6:30.

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?

I don't wake up until 7:00.
 
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