Uuhhh!!!! Can I retake the test????

[JanAndBill]

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director “how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well” he said, “We fill up a bathtub, and then offer a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the tub”.

“Oh””, I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger, right?” “No”, said the director. “A normal person would pull the pull. Would you like a bed by the window?”

 

[Miltp920]

I don't know where you come up with all of these, but KEEP IT UP....LOL

 

[JohnD]

I'm left wondering why this person was visiting the asylum in the first place!

 

[jimtoo]

He was probably wanting to meet you.

posted by anonymous.

 

[JohnD]

He was probably wanting to meet you.

posted by anonymous.

They're coming to take me away, ha ha . . .

 

[JohnD]

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and to see those men in their clean white suits . . .

They're coming to take me away, ha haaaaaaaaaa . . . DOH!

 

[Bohemian]

Slowly I turned, step by step, ...