Where are your glasses

[Herbiesrig]

Where are your glasses?
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't
do something useful with my time. She
suggested that I go to the senior center to hang
out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her
that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you nuts? You're
almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?
I proudly showed her my membership card. She said, "For heaven's
sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,
not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five
jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not easy.

 

[DRGalligher]

Very funny. Good one. I thought this was going to be a thread on where you put your reading glasses after reading in bed and are ready to turn out the light.