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    Gmc vs ford

    https://www.facebook.com/stephen.mcnally.543/videos/10160156786702388/ P.S. I happen to be a Ford leaning guy....
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    Earthquakes in Alaska

    This article says Alaska has more earthquakes than all other states combined. 40,000 per year! Who knew? Large Alaska earthquake jolts residents, shakes buildings https://www.foxnews.com/us/large-alaska-earthquake-jolts-residents-shakes-buildings
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    TST tire pressure monitoring system

    I have a TST TPMS, with 10 of the Tire mounted sensors that I used on my DRW truck and Big Horn. These are about 5 yrs old and original price was about $500... I have the original instruction manual, some spare O’rings, the theft proof caps, (some were removed but can be put back.). The tire...
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    Know your facts

    Debbie, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused...
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    Cruise Diary

    HELGA'S CRUISE SHIP DIARY DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait...
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    Drag Race-Ford or Chevy?

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    Father & Son Bonding

    ​While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't...
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    Emergency Tips

    Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough, on their next hunting trip the two men get lost. One says to the other, "What shall we do?" The other says, I know fire three shots in the air and...
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    New Pet

    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution...
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    Teamwork

    Two members of the Public Works Department were busy doing their job. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man...
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    RAM Truck Historic Picture

    The First RAM truck
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    I've earned it....

    I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. This big ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it...
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    Technology

    What did our parents do before the internet to kill boredom? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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    The Good Samaritans

    A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more...
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    TV Tray go seniors

    They sell these at Lowes...
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    2012 Big Horn 3055RL. BARGAIN!!!

    We have decided to sell the Big Horn 3055RL. June fell and is partially paralyzed, and it’s a problem (impossible) getting in and out and transporting the electric wheelchair as well as the manual wheelchair, walker, etc. We will be moving from Arizona to Indiana in early April. We offer...
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    Male or Female Computer?

    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the...
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    Electric Mercedes

    http://sundown.me.uk/technology/mercedes-aa-class.mp4
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    A Christmas Tradition

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found...
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    Turning 80....

    I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kind’a cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer...
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    Be Careful of old ladies

    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so...
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    How Adam got Eve

    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God s aid that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will...
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    Winner - Wet T-Shirt

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    Fine Music

    Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it? I was in a Tim Hortons Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the...
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    Wedded Bliss

    At Last it’s solved The Aisle, The Altar, The Hymn Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged? Finally, the...
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    Penguin science

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! It's a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life...
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    it makes sense

    Stuart and his wife went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't. "Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect...
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    Trust Your Husband

    There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a
baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can...
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    The Baptist Cowboy

    A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You...
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    Florida hurricane evac plan

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    "But". It's gonna get better

    The economy is so bad that; I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon Mobile laid off 25 congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave a light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They...
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    Boeing RV

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    DEF Costs

    I usually purchase my DEF from Walmart, but on occasion have done parts stores and Ford dealer. My last purchase in February was at the dealer; 4 gallons $33.00. Today at Walmart; 5 gallons $17.00.... I really didn't pay close attention before but since I wrote it down it's clear. I know it...
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    Insurance. Are you properly protected?

    Does your RV insurance give you the coverage you really want, or need? I am by no means an insurance expert, but wanted to share a "discovery" some may already know about, but I guess others probably don't know. We have had full timers coverage for the past 4+ years and discussed at length...
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    Classified Ad

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    Timken Bearings for 7000 lb Dexter Axles

    I have a complete set of Timken Brand Bearings, new unopened boxes. 4 pcs each: part numbers 25520 - 25580 - 14276 - 14125A $100.00 total contact if you are interested: TVRainwater@aol.com
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    High Tech

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    Bombs found in RV Park

    You are here: Home / Top Stories /Bombs Found in RV Park: Who’s Camping Next To You? Bombs Found in RV Park: Who’s Camping Next To You?By Rene Agredano - The Full Timing Nomad2 Comments When you stay in a RV park for more than a week, you get to know your neighbors. That’s why the RVers of Zuni...
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    Addiction

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    Best Beer Commercial Ever

    http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/bud_lite.html#.VQ727PQbxwU.mailto
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