MTPockets
Well-known member
The economy is so bad that;
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon Mobile laid off 25 congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave a light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street to "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the suicide hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon Mobile laid off 25 congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave a light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street to "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the suicide hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!
