JanAndBill
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[FONT="]Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
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[FONT="]One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."
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[FONT="]Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
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[FONT="]She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
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[FONT="]”For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
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[FONT="]"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
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[FONT="]”I wasn't!“ [/FONT]
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[FONT="]One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."
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[FONT="]Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]”For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
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[FONT="]”I wasn't!“ [/FONT]