Don't Sell The Golf Clubs!!

[JanAndBill]

[FONT=&quot]Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

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[FONT=&quot]One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

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[FONT=&quot]Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

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[FONT=&quot]She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

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[FONT=&quot]”For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

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[FONT=&quot]"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

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[FONT=&quot]”I wasn't!“ [/FONT]

 

['Lil Guy']

How about the one where a group of golfers notices one of their foursome bowing his head and taking off his hat as a funeral procession passes the golf course.

The other 3 asked him about his reverence.

He replied with "she was a great wife to me for all of those years"