I pull into the truck fuel lane, I wait till I see a semi coming in, cut him off, take forever to fuel up as poor trucker sits behind waiting to get in, then I don't pull of the fuel island, I then go inside wander around the store for about 45 minutes, then walk back out to fuel island, I see trucker is getting mad, I then remember something I needed in store, so leaving truck still parked on fuel island i wander back into store. Buy what I needed then go back out, to only realise I should have went to the loo, I then return inside, then after maybe an hour total I go and pull pickup and fiver of the fuel island.
Just kidding.
It sure seems like a lot of the younger truck drivers out there do that these days, or leave truck blocking fuel isle and go in for a shower.
I try to use the Flying J when pulling the fiver, but will use Pilots, car fuel island, most diesel pumps are on the outside fuel isles in car fuel island.