Male Logic

[JanAndBill]

My wife sent me this one - I don't see what's funny

She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.

Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now!


Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.



His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"



"Huh? I thought you were out of town."

 

[olcoon]

Well, she did say she was out of town!

 

[tomsws6]

hehe

 

[dewwood]

No comment, just in case my wife might see this.

 

[avvidclif]

How long was it before he got out of the hospital?

 

[Kbvols]

Sounds like my wife...pulling weeds when should be making dinner! ....good thing she never reads the forum or I would eating dinner off the floor...don't ask me how I know. Lol....


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[Scott_DeWaun]

Regardless the basic conversation, my wife would look at the title and immediately declare an oxymoron; after which she would inquire if I had weeded the garden yet..........

Grin.