JohnDar
Prolifically Gabby Member
One more entry on the subject for us Michiganders and any wannabee's.
WARNING: Contains symbolism insinuating strong language.
Subject: New home in Michigan
WARNING: Contains symbolism insinuating strong language.
Subject: New home in Michigan
August 15- Moved to our new home in Michigan . It's so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - Michigan is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth.
This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!
October 25 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.
November 1 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 8 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
November 15 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this season. Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the @$%&? Where did all of those leaves come from?
Had a little wind last night and the lawn is covered again.
Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Michigan!
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow plow did his
trick to the driveway again. I love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out of the
driveway. Can't get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. *&%)
snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white s*&% fell again last night. As if
dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters all
over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the
snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling
the driveway. The a*&hole.
December 25 - Merry &#@% Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son-of-a-b%&* who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll
kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the *&%() ice.
December 27 - More white s*&% last night. Have been inside for three
days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through
every time. $*&*%# gloves got wet and then froze on my hands. Doctor
said it was just a mild case of frost bite, disfiguration is probably
only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white
s*&%. The weatherman says to expect another 5-8 inches of the s&*%
tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 8 inches is?
December 28 - The &*@#% weatherman was wrong. We got 12 inches
of that white s*&%. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer. The plow got
stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow
a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of them shoveling all
the s*&% he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his *#%&
head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back I hit a ****ed deer that ran in front of
my car. Did about $3000 damage. &*<?# beasts should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out
from all the )%#@! salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to St. Petersburg, Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of Michigan.
This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!
October 25 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.
November 1 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 8 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen before I rake again.
November 15 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this season. Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the @$%&? Where did all of those leaves come from?
Had a little wind last night and the lawn is covered again.
Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Michigan!
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snow plow did his
trick to the driveway again. I love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can't get out of the
driveway. Can't get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. *&%)
snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white s*&% fell again last night. As if
dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters all
over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I think the
snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm finished shoveling
the driveway. The a*&hole.
December 25 - Merry &#@% Christmas. More frigging snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son-of-a-b%&* who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll
kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the *&%() ice.
December 27 - More white s*&% last night. Have been inside for three
days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through
every time. $*&*%# gloves got wet and then froze on my hands. Doctor
said it was just a mild case of frost bite, disfiguration is probably
only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white
s*&%. The weatherman says to expect another 5-8 inches of the s&*%
tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 8 inches is?
December 28 - The &*@#% weatherman was wrong. We got 12 inches
of that white s*&%. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer. The plow got
stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked to borrow
a shovel. After I told him I'd already broken six of them shoveling all
the s*&% he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his *#%&
head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get food and on the way back I hit a ****ed deer that ran in front of
my car. Did about $3000 damage. &*<?# beasts should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out
from all the )%#@! salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to St. Petersburg, Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of Michigan.
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