EVENT: Heartland Regional Rally: NM, Albuquerque - 9/8/2020 to 9/13/2020

['Lil Guy']

John, don't worry about the sport coat and slacks. If I were you, I'd go the other way and appeal to the more down to earth and poorer sect. You might want to get a clean pair of boxer shorts or long johns and invest in an old whiskey barrel with straps for your shoulders to hold it up. Rope will work also. Let them know how down to earth you really are.

I don't think the party form California who wears the 3 pc suit and alligator shoes can beat you. 1st, he'll offend the La. group and you should easily carry that chapter. They don't like Californians wearing their state pets for shoes.

I can see this race getting dirty and siding the hierarchy against the average Joe. And John, you have to be one of the most average Joes I've met. If you'll listen to me, I think I can carry you over the top in this race. If you run for the 'Lil Guy' and don't try to appease the upper clique, I think you have a great chance to carry this race.

Again, forget the tux and let me help pick your wardrobe to appeal to the the vast majority of Heartlanders.
Think average Joe and go out and get those votes. Lots of time to get your act together. You could start your campaign in Albuquerque. You can give your 1st address at the Margaritaville tent. We don't allow 3 pc suits but, if he shows in the tie dyed T???

All in fun and looking forward to seeing you in N. Mex. I'll see if I can recruit one of my padres to help put an Albuquerque John D rally together to get a jump start on this thing. I don't want to mention Ted Davis yet but if he gets on board, you could be a lock. Later and have a great day.

 

[Doublegranch]

Well, Kristy is actually asking for a Gold Cart. Will that cost more? (Sorry, I just couldn’t resist)


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I was going to pass over that "gold" issue as a typo, but now that you brought it up....
I think most of the carts will be white, so Kristy will be receiving a hefty bill to have her cart painted "GOLD".
I just don't think Mark knows how much she just spent!!!

 

[Doublegranch]

John, don't worry about the sport coat and slacks. If I were you, I'd go the other way and appeal to the more down to earth and poorer sect. You might want to get a clean pair of boxer shorts or long johns and invest in an old whiskey barrel with straps for your shoulders to hold it up. Rope will work also. Let them know how down to earth you really are.

I don't think the party form California who wears the 3 pc suit and alligator shoes can beat you. 1st, he'll offend the La. group and you should easily carry that chapter. They don't like Californians wearing their state pets for shoes.

I can see this race getting dirty and siding the hierarchy against the average Joe. And John, you have to be one of the most average Joes I've met. If you'll listen to me, I think I can carry you over the top in this race. If you run for the 'Lil Guy' and don't try to appease the upper clique, I think you have a great chance to carry this race.

Again, forget the tux and let me help pick your wardrobe to appeal to the the vast majority of Heartlanders.
Think average Joe and go out and get those votes. Lots of time to get your act together. You could start your campaign in Albuquerque. You can give your 1st address at the Margaritaville tent. We don't allow 3 pc suits but, if he shows in the tie dyed T???

All in fun and looking forward to seeing you in N. Mex. I'll see if I can recruit one of my padres to help put an Albuquerque John D rally together to get a jump start on this thing. I don't want to mention Ted Davis yet but if he gets on board, you could be a lock. Later and have a great day.

JohnD:
This post reads of someone who appears considering to toss his name in the Race as either a running mate or a great Press Secretary! Since you have been practicing your announcement speech in the mirror for a few weeks, Perhaps it will be time for you go give it a test run soon! I know your 4 cats are getting tired of hearing the same old speech...
On the other hand, Frank as an average Joe? Now that Margaritaville Tent sent him back a few HOC "Bic" dollars and there is nothing average about that! Guess time will tell as the
Campaign is just starting to gain some strength and we have yet to hear from the "Weekenders".....WHERE ARE THEY?
WHY HASN't OUR FAMOUS ATTORNEY MADE A POST SO WE CAN LEARN OF HIS IDENTITY????
I AM THINKING SOMETHING BIG!!!!! IS ABOUT TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON.....

 

[ziggy]

Well, Kristy is actually asking for a Gold Cart. Will that cost more? (Sorry, I just couldn’t resist)


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**** auto correct! Just send the bill....
Kristy

 

[Ann&Ted]

Yo Garry, I would like to sign up for a golf cart. Standard white will be fine, even though a nice fuchsia would go along nicely with all Ann's Flamingo attire.

 

[Doublegranch]

Ted:
I will put you down for the "Standard" white color.....I think the painters will be busy enough trying to get Kristy's Gold Cart done!
Althgouth Ann's Flamingo glasses could use some contrast....Hope she brings them to NM...

 

[Doublegranch]

Mike & Edythe:
Thanks for the Text, I have you down from Sept 6-14 for this Rally. Site 1137, back in as you requested.
Safe Travels and see you soon in Pueblo!
Thanks for your support for this Rally..

 

[Doublegranch]

Announcement:
Just in off the Midnight express via The Albuquerque Central Indian Gazette.....
While unable to verify the source....
We are a week or perhaps days away from some stunning news!


It appears our mysterious Calif Attorney while still in the stealth mode is about to trade his 3 piece suit and alligator shoes in for a pair of handmade New Mexico lizard Cowboy boots, custom fit thousand dollar Leather pants and turning his Humvee into a Range Rover!
Why would you ask? Will he wear a Cowboy hat?
It appears he is about to come out of the "Dark" and soon make an announcement. It is also rumored he has taken on a running mate. A notorious Colorado Chapter Member who is known not to be shy! This pair of "intellectuals is about to allegedly announce a contest with the "Odd Couple" from the Fulltimer Party!


While it still is unknown which party the "intellectuals" are committed too, who they are, it would appear they are a shoe in for the Weekender Party!


Oh...almost forgot...it is also rumored,
JohnD may have a running mate! This possibly is his twin brother from another Mother, since they both have the same drinking abilities, late night hours, taste for Cheez-et crackers with a $1.26 bottle of the cheapest beer you can find, coupled with an occasional taste for Margaritaville!
It appears JohnD is also in the stealth mode while completing his last couple of days working in the civilian life.
Will he really pull the trigger and consider a new life in the Heartland Non-Political arena with a "Real" Texan?
Will he really offer free Fireball for Votes?
Who is the "Real" Texan and what is a "Real" Texan anyway?


Wow! Won't this be fun to watch!!!!!!

And to think you can catch it for "Free" at the Mountain Regional "Land of Enchantment" Rally!


Stay tuned as you never know if these midnight Posts are really the "source"!

 

[Doublegranch]

Ken & Dedria:
Thank you for the PM and joining this Rally! I have you in site 1139, let me know if that works for you.
I really appreciate your support and thanks for the kind words. You are booked Sept 6-14, 2020...
See you in Pueblo in 3 months...
Safe Travels.

 

['Lil Guy']

With the latest information on the mystery man from California, my crew doing research on the subject finally were able to narrow down the possibilities. But before I list the possible names of the culprit, let me address his change of attire.
After offending the Louisiana chapter, he now has hurt himself in N. Mexico as well. No honest New Mexican would allow a Californian to wear their lizard cowboy boots with a pair of leather fitted pants. This unnamed challenger is starting to act like a chameleon changing his attire from one extreme to another. This is the kind of behavior you'd expect from a far left weekender. If you look at the US map, you'll see you cant go much further left than California. Hence, we've come to the conclusion that the mystery man is one of the men listed below.

Felipe Rose
Alex Briley
Ray Simpson
Eric Anzalome
Bill Whitefield
Jim Newman
Victor Willis
Glen Hughes

My guess would be the last listed person.

Barring John D embarrassing himself prior to the election, I still feel he is a lock to run away with this election. With the blessing of Don and Vicki at the 2018 Albuquerque rally, Ted Davis and myself will host a mini rally at our

Margaritaville Tiki Bar in honor of John D. John will be on hand to answer any questions the audience might have in regards to this election and allow everyone to get a good look at the next president elect. I encourage all attendees at this rally to stop by and show your support for John by raising your shot glass of Fireball or Blast to John. Fireball and Capt. Morgan Blast will be free for all at the rally. I just hope everyone who attends will remember the next day.lol
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John is going through a tough time in his life and I believe a good showing at this rally will give his spirits a boost and reason to carry on.
So come early and stay late at the John D Gala being held at the TiKi Bar. More info to come.

John, PM me your hat size. I don't want you to embarrass me with that hat you bought with the sun screen built in.

 

[Doublegranch]

Steve & Susan:
Thank you for the email and signing up for this Rally! I have you in site 1232 back in.
I have listed your dates as Sept 6-14, 2020...if that changes,please let me know.
I appreciate your support for this rally and will see you in 3 months in Pueblo!
Safe Travels.....
PM me your phone number for the RV Registration.

 

[Doublegranch]

Rumored News Flash:
It appears our mystery California Lawyer has been stereo-typed into a Stealth mode due to his lack of postings and leaks that surround his Character! Well it appears from a late-night caller; this California Lawyer has been engaged and continues to be in a series of high-level court trials and will be off the grid for many weeks. It appears he must concentrate on the task at hand to be able to appropriate the large number of “Bic Dollars” into his campaign if/when it officially sets “sail”. Since last posting the Bic Dollar exchanged has improved from 100 to 1 to now 94 to 1. This can only help in the spending habits required for a successful campaign. It is still not known who this mysterious Lawyer is or who his Colo Chapter Running Mate is.
I am sure in good time, we will get the “real” story and see if these guys are really contenders, will make an “official announcement” or continue to hide behind “Fireball” lipped rumors over the late night Radio Show hour!

Could the Heartland Non-Political Party "Full-timers" be behind some of these late night call ins?

This could be a long drawn out Pre-Election before we get to the “final” candidates!

Stay tuned......as last night at 1:00 AM an unidentified caller made the comment:
Listen carefully as the Heartland Non-Political Party for the Full-Timers are about to reveal some “Juice”.
Really “JUICE”! What kind of juice? News? Fireball? Official Candidates?
Does this involve JohnD and his Texan Running mate?
Are there some new Candidates to be added to the list? Oh man, this could really give someone a headache!

 

['Lil Guy']

I've been watching for other people to throw their name in the hat for either full timers or weekenders presidency. Been nice to be able to the give the candidates some time to attend other rallies and sell their goods to the best of their ability. All this being followed by a primary runoff for both parties. I'm sure this is in Gaary's agenda once he can get the Californian out of the closet or wherever he's hiding and possibly the Pueblo rally behind him. The man is high energy. Of course for the primary to happen there needs more than one candidate per party.

So with no one else to choose from I still stand for John D for full-timers. The only other person I know that I could support would be Ted Davis. Now this is a man to be reckoned with and Lord forbid if he was nominated.

Now let me compare the two.

John D noted for his weird cowboy hat with the screen in it, the yellow hardhat and of course, his assless chaps. When I first read of John D and his infamous attire consisting of said hard hat and Assless chaps (only) just running around at a rally one night, I thought he might have a drinking problem. (BTW: This is what made me want to meet him) Turned out, he was a nice , meek and mild young man. Of course I'm sure with the right help, this could all change.
Most people would be led to think he is drunkard running around half naked through everyone's campsite. This is far from the truth. I did some research into his upbringing and found proof positive that he was raised like that. Alcohol didn't cause this display. It started long before he started to drink. I have proof and will be posting later to show everyone when this habit started.

Ted Davis for his exemplary choice in friends, graceful host, laid back persona, and not to mention the creation of 'Margaritaville' and the 'Tiki Bar', there isn't a more viable candidate to be had.
Add in his Negro Modellos he keeps on hand, assorted wines, and his infamous bottle of Captain Morgan Blast, he tends to be a real crowd pleaser. Now, throw in his wife Dee, who jumps to his beck and call and graciously waits on all of the guests. I've seen her bring beers to 20 plus people around the bar while still having time to clean the ashtrays, dump the trash, etc. What an absolute saint she is. Every man needs to have a wife like her. She just stays busy pleasing all of Ted's friends no matter how late at night we drink. Never comes in till 'Margaritaville' is spotless and ready for the next night with the beer iced. I normally wouldn't shed this much praise on Ted's shy and timid wife but I happen to know she doesn't post or look at the site.

I'm sure there are other possible candidates out here. Just waiting on them to raise their heads and jump into the ring.


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[Doublegranch]

The pre announced JUICE is starting to flow!
Wow....What a testimonial for perhaps another Candidate to toss his name into the future "Race" .
Yes to have a pre-Election, we need some names! So if you are interested "declare your Heartland Non-Political affiliation"
Fulltimer or Weekender...and make a post!
Would Dee really want to be Heartland's "First Lady"???? Can Ted really handle the pressure?? Would the two split the party
or would JohnD's Hollywood Persona within the HOC grant him full rights to the Party's declared candidate???
Or would Ted announce a crossover and go to the Weekender Party?????

Oh Scarlet the Web we Weave!!!!

 

[retirement2021]

Could you please add Dan & Linda Evans for your rally. We would like to arrive 9-7-20 and leave 9-13-20. We have a 3260EL bighorn that is 38 ft long.

Thanks and can't wait to see New Mexico.

Linda Evans

 

[Harlou1]

Garry,

Please include us in this event. Will we be traveling with the Heckendorfs so our arrival/departure dates are the same.

If at all possible we would like to park together. We have a 2017 Orlando.

We would like to reserve a golf cart also.

(Harlou1)

Jim and Debbie Shippy

 

[Doublegranch]

Will add you when I get back home, later today...
Thanks for signing up for this Rally....your support is appreciated.

 

['Lil Guy']

Garry,

Please include us in this event. Will we be traveling with the Heckendorfs so our arrival/departure dates are the same.

If at all possible we would like to park together. We have a 2017 Orlando.

We would like to reserve a golf cart also.

(Harlou1)

Jim and Debbie Shippy

You don't, by chance, own a pair of hand made New Mexican Lizard boots, do you?

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As I promised earlier, here is a pic I found of John at a much younger age. It's obvious here he hasn't started drinking yet.

 

[Doublegranch]

Frank:
After reviewing the picture of JohnD with chaps.....I am about to burn my pair that he wore at the Tucson Rodeo!
It would appear after reviewing that picture some "Gravitational Pull" has since entered into the equation.

 

[Doublegranch]

Garry,

Please include us in this event. Will we be traveling with the Heckendorfs so our arrival/departure dates are the same.

If at all possible we would like to park together. We have a 2017 Orlando.

We would like to reserve a golf cart also.

(Harlou1)

Jim and Debbie Shippy

Jim & Debbie:
I have you listed in site 1303, next door to Heckendorfs!
Thanks again for signing up!