MTPockets
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She's single....
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway
and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looks at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk,
and get **** tonight!
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway
and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looks at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk,
and get **** tonight!
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
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lol
