ILH
Well-known member
She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
