Election UPDATE!!!!!
Recently the Heartland Non – Political Election Security Director, Michael Woodward, aka “The Hammer” has concluded draining the SWAMP for the non-political Election and two new “Stellar” candidates surfaced representing the Full-Timer & Week-Ender Party!
Week-Ender Party – Craig Olsen…….AKA “The Stealth”
“The Stealth” currently holds a top security clearance conducting the utmost “Classified” work for the US Military. This Stealth Spy, as one would expect, provides limited information involving his “extreme sensitive electronic” shadow movements around the world. Which raises a question regarding” Russian meddling”? What does he know, participated in or covered up regarding our National Interest?
This candidate has a Stellar past when reviewing all available electronic records regarding his identity. He holds at last known count: 24 different Social Security Numbers, 32 Passports, 4 phony marriage documents and the alleged birth of 15 children in 6 different countries.
Stay tuned as we learn more about Mr. Viagra, but we all have to agree, he has the typical pedigree to compete within the Political arena. As to why he elected to toss his name into the muddy semi corrupt election process will remain a mystery until the truth surfaces during the one and only “Town Hall Rally Meeting” on September 9, 2020!
Full-Timer Party – Stan Read….AKA “Rocket Man”
Wow, Rocket Man, where do we begin on this Candidate?
Stan Read is an extremely gifted Mechanical Engineer devoting his supreme intelligence to the Aerospace industry. This candidate has been exalted for his continuing contributions to the Apollo Rocket project, NASA Space Mission, Future Moon Landing Project and has been asked to consult with the Musk engineering team on the first Mars suicide mission……A Non-Media reference!
Anyway, Rocket Man has the only distinction for the most Apollo Rocket support mechanical failures approved on his watch! Last count was 12! This requires for his continuing exploratory work on each project in an effort to find a work around, as no one can figure out what has DONE!
So once again, we have a stellar candidate with the mandated “Peters Principal” to run for the Heartland Non-Political Party Election.
Wait !
Get this, supposedly future information will surface with damaging “Stealth” facts about Rocket Man’s possible double-billing as the “The Stealth” candidate competes with him during the Town Hall Rally Meeting. This should be interesting as the Rocket Man claims to raise the stakes with not only his Secret Clearance but to one-up “The Stealth” by including the entire Cyber SPACE WORLD.
Just imagine the smut & wasted Heartland Non-Political dollars we are about to witness!
Be part of this 2020 Election HISTORY & Stay tuned, but don’t forget our third candidate is still valid, as Christine Fournelle represents the Week-Timer Party and has a few surprises that may just shake the Election WORLD all the way from Canada!
Where this Non-Political Election Heads is anyone GUESS!