Tsk, tsk, Mr. Gilbert.
I did not expect a man of such impeccable status resorting to publishing unsubstantiated details of my accomplishments just weeks prior to the big event!
Now as to your rumours, I suspect contestant trtlm16, also known as Kevin, is the informant. Who is this mysterious Kevin? Where does he get his information? Is he focusing on me to gain an advantage? With the 60’s events upon us, I will refrain from pressing charges, so consider yourself lucky this time trtlm16 (a.k.a. Kevin)!! For my supportive and growing audience, I feel compelled to confirm some truths. Yes, I was somewhat of a Child Prodigy and yes, I listen to 60’s music including 60’s country, but doesn’t everyone?
So gentlemen contestants, brush up! How do I rate myself? To quote Nancy Sinatra, “these boots are made for walking, and that’s just what I’ll do, one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you….” How are those odds now?
Sincerely, Mabel