We last lived in Alabama, so remember these key Southern phrases:
1. A carbonated beverage is a Coke, regardless of brand. Example: "What kinda Coke y'all want? Mountain Dew?"
2. When you hook the water up to your trailer, don't forget to use the white "hosepipe".
3. If someone is going to give you a ride, they're fixin' to carry you somewhere. Example: "Hey, y'all need us to carry you to the WalMart? Hop in the truck."
4. Once you get to the WalMart, you don't grab a shopping cart, you grab a buggy.
5. Slap means completely. Example: "That tire is wore slap out."