Policeman with bad appendix. :)

[jimtoo]

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

 

[jnbhobe]

Love it Jim, Paybacks are H*ll.

 

[Ultraclassic]

Don't make a nurse mad; just saying

 

[olcoon]

Yep, paybacks can be rough! I know a copper who stopped & wrote a speeding ticket to a guy who worked for the IRS. For the next several years he got audited by them. The last time he got called in, he got ahold of one of the main supervisors & pitched a fit. Naturally it was denied they would do something like that, but he never got audited again! I made it a point if I ever stopped someone from the IRS not to write them a ticket! However I have written a Playboy Bunny one for speeding, and a judge for DWI!

 

[jassson007]

Too funny. Speaking of judges and dwi we had a federal judge get a ticket for open container in her car in her driveway.


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[HornedToad]

Jim,

That joke reminds me of a true story…

Back in the day I went to see my primary care physician for a referral to a specialist, who could perform a procedure so I would not be blessed with a fifth daughter. He sent me to see the father of one of my friends from high school, yikes my Urologist was named Dr. Dickey. The big day comes and I’m spread out on a table that I thought they only had at the gynecologist office, whoa the nurse that comes in to shave me for surgery is a girl I knew in high school. Finally the doctor arrives and his first question is “Where is Helen?” I had hardly answered “in the waiting room” when I gulped hear him yell down the hall “Helen get in here, you’re going to want to watch this”. There I was, flat on my back with my feet hiked up in stirrups, listening to my wife, Dr. Dickey and that cute girl from high school standing around making jokes. It was painful, even before he pulled out the scalpel!!!

 

[cookie]

That's funny.

Peace
Dave

 

[scottyb]

Jim,

That joke reminds me of a true story…

Back in the day I went to see my primary care physician for a referral to a specialist, who could perform a procedure so I would not be blessed with a fifth daughter. He sent me to see the father of one of my friends from high school, yikes my Urologist was named Dr. Dickey. The big day comes and I’m spread out on a table that I thought they only had at the gynecologist office, whoa the nurse that comes in to shave me for surgery is a girl I knew in high school. Finally the doctor arrives and his first question is “Where is Helen?” I had hardly answered “in the waiting room” when I gulped hear him yell down the hall “Helen get in here, you’re going to want to watch this”. There I was, flat on my back with my feet hiked up in stirrups, listening to my wife, Dr. Dickey and that cute girl from high school standing around making jokes. It was painful, even before he pulled out the scalpel!!!

That would be too much to handle. Gotta love west Texas humor.

 

[jmgratz]

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

Exactly why I never wrote tickets to doctors, nurses, lawyers or teachers.