Went shopping for dinner today

[hoefler]

Went shopping for dinner today

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I asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

Not offended, I said, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"











The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot

 

[JohnDar]

That's offensive. I demand you immediately have a cashier's check made out for your entire net worth and sent to me as reparations. Even DishTV has grievously offended me. They sent me a flyer about their services today...entirely in Polish! My grandfather actually came from Lithuania, but I don't read or speak the lingo.