There is truth in satire
I have spent a lot of time in criminal court, and I can tell you that smart attorneys can twist and turn anything around and by the time each side gets finished objecting and sustaining, and putting on their expert witnesses. I would hate to be in civil or criminal court explaining why I shot a guy in the face with Black Flag wasp spray, all while the plaintiff sits in the witness stand with gauze wrapped around his eyes claiming he has been blinded, and his attorney and washed up Dr/expert witness claim that the blindness may infact be permanent. Of course we are forgetting about the witness from the local hardware store who will be reading the label on the can that says that the contents will be used according to the label directions. Then the wife will take the stand and testify that she should get compensated for "lost consortium" (sex) which will be another $30k, because her boyfriend was such a stud before he got shot with black flag that you were carrying around for no good reason except to defend yourself when you could have bought pepper spray, considering that according to the victim/plaintiff says you assaulted him with poison and caused severe chemical burns all for no good reason.
Of course this is all assuming that it makes it to court. Since you have no experience hiring lawyers you will be lucky to get a good one, you will also be lucky if the perpetrator does not have a hammer/attorney who would rather go to court and lose than settle for pennies. He knows what to ask for because he know how much you will fight, the claim will be exactly what you will come to realize it a good cut your losses and run price.
The depositions will take at least 10 hours, and you will be sitting there with your $300 per hour attorney fending off questions from a 1st year attorney who is not getting paid anything, but the questions he is asking are questions that a staff of professional lawyers and law clerks have specifically designed to screw you over. During depositions they can ask for most anything as far as documents are concerned, and they can pretty much as any question they want including what kind of toilet paper you use, what are the names of your physicians, are you taking any prescription drugs? if so what are they? They might even ask if your diabetes makes you get angry? or are you unhappy in your family life and if you have been seeing a counselor for your anger management problem (even though you don't have diabetes or an anger management problem). Then you will need a copy of the transcript from the depositions, the transcriber has a racket on that as well, her product will cost about $900 if not more. If you have not realized that you are screwed yet, you were not listening during depositions. And dont forget about that little fib you told on your concealed permit application.
Then you start realizing that this little wasp spray incident may not be seen exactly as you intended, and you start thinking about that $20k more that you are going to have to spend to defend yourself, so you decide to maybe cut your losses and run even though you're in the right. So thinking about it now, you have about $6k in, and your attorney is asking for $10k to show up on the courthouse steps with you, now you ask or the plaintiff ask for arbitration, and they have a person for that too. The arbitrator will get $1k from each side. Now you are arbitrating the case from pure weakness, you have no counter suit, you have no leverage. So now you are into it for 6K plus $900 plus $1k and $10K for your attorney to show up. If you have not decided to give up now you have to fork over another $10 to go to trial. So now you are looking at trial. You have already spent $17.9K and your attorney wants another $10K, telling you that he needs all this money to study the case, and the case law which he should already know in the first place (he wont be studying anything either) but he is glad to take your money. So now the decision before you is to pay $30k to the plaintiff, and $30K for the lost consortium for the wife/live-in or make a settlement offer, or pay your attorney $10k to proceed and potentially lose the case for a total of $87k plus the plaintiffs attorneys fees. bringing the grand total to over $100K
The last place you want to be is in court having used an unusual weapon on someone, such as "Black Flag" wasp spray. Because the perpetrator will be clean shaven, have a nice haircut, bandages on his eyes, and his mother will be testifying about how johnny is such a wonderful boy who was on his way to Sunday school when you attacked him like a crazy man. She will go on about how he never missed a Sunday at church. She will testify how he used to get up early to go to his school and raise the flag, rain or shine, and how he would go to the local old folks home and read to the elderly. He will be praying the rosary from the plaintiffs desk and you will be all alone in the courtroom. Thinking "how did I get here?" his brother will tell about what a star basketball player his brother was before the attack. The coach will tell about the scholarship. his sister will say that doing anything bad would be so out of character for Johnny, and if he did do something bad it could only be that he was sad that his great grandmother had recently passed away when she got hit by a train when she got loose from the old folk home and that she was only going for a diet coke and a snickers candy bar, your attorney will object to that of course. The attorney for the plaintiff will withdraw the question, but its too late the jury already heard it.
At this point this guy looks like the son you never had and you will want to adopt him.
When that attorney gets through with you, you will think you are guilty of a hanus crime, and so will the jury. You guys with guns don't laugh because the same thing can happen to you but worse.
I'm not anti-gun, I believe there is a place for them. I carry one incase of the off chance that I need one, and I will use it if I have to, but when you pull that trigger just know your entire life savings and equities are at risk, and your life will change. You can laugh if you want, but your weapons need to be the most plain weapons you can find, they need to be your grandpa's shotgun, or an old pistol. or a very plain pistol, a 6 shooter with no hammer is preferable. You must realize that a jury will be seeing your self defense weapon, and it needs to be something they can identify with, and a laser sighted, bone handled, chrome plated 1911, or modern military type pistol, rifle or shotgun will not work for you there. Wasp spray, may turn the jury against you also. Even if the bad guy is proven bad, the contention will be that you were part of it and you just wanted to hurt or kill someone.
I have witnessed this myself, the perps are wise, and their lawyers are wiser, its not about right and wrong, its about who has what and who can get a piece of it. Chances are you have an RV that you have other stuff too. They will come after it. They are like hungry dogs. Forewarned is forearmed.
The do not call them pro-boner lawyers for nothing.
Pepper spray them and haul ***, you will be glad you did, the difference being that you can't leave after you shoot someone. But you can if you pepperspray them.
Peace.