leftyf
SSG Stumpy-VA Terrorist
On Saturday, I get delivery of my new 2008 Chevrolet 2500HD LTZ loaded with every option that Chevrolet has but 3...and the dogs don't need a dvd player and headrest TV set. The got heated seats...what more they want?
I got GPS. I got XM. I got Onstar. I got Moon Roof. I got power rear window. I got PS, PB, Pwr Windows. I got built in bathroom...Ok, it didn't come with a bathroom. I gotta hitch...I gotta Bedsaver. I gotta Allison...and I got a Duramax. I also got 4X4.
Know what else I got? NO Fr***** idea what it really needs added on suspension wise...or any other wise. I throw myself on your mercy. Show me the way...help an old man out here. Tell me what to do!
Timbren me away...pump up my airbags. Pimp my ride. Lead me! Me and my checkbook are putty in your hands.
(I got my heart set on those little pom-pom thingies that go around on my windshield just like my buddy Miguel has...and one of those weinier dogs that sit in your back window. You know...the ones who's eyes go blink, blink, blink when you use the turn signals...)...and maybe a plastic Jesus to ride on the dashboard of my car...no baby shoes for the rearview mirror...I got that reserved for my crucifix and Marde Gra beads.
I got GPS. I got XM. I got Onstar. I got Moon Roof. I got power rear window. I got PS, PB, Pwr Windows. I got built in bathroom...Ok, it didn't come with a bathroom. I gotta hitch...I gotta Bedsaver. I gotta Allison...and I got a Duramax. I also got 4X4.
Know what else I got? NO Fr***** idea what it really needs added on suspension wise...or any other wise. I throw myself on your mercy. Show me the way...help an old man out here. Tell me what to do!
Timbren me away...pump up my airbags. Pimp my ride. Lead me! Me and my checkbook are putty in your hands.
(I got my heart set on those little pom-pom thingies that go around on my windshield just like my buddy Miguel has...and one of those weinier dogs that sit in your back window. You know...the ones who's eyes go blink, blink, blink when you use the turn signals...)...and maybe a plastic Jesus to ride on the dashboard of my car...no baby shoes for the rearview mirror...I got that reserved for my crucifix and Marde Gra beads.