Yopper jokes

[Mattman]

Toivo was at the bar in Channing drinking a Stroh's and watch the Packers on the television when a big tall rancher from Texas came strolling in. The Texan started drinking and bragging to Toivo about how much money he made and how many head of cattle he owned. He said to Toivo in a loud voice, "I can drive all day and never reach the end of my property!". Toivo replied, "Yah, I got a pickup like dat too, mister."

Eino just got married and he and his wife are driving down to Saginaw for their honeymoon. As they are driving, his wife slides over next to him, and he starts rubbing her leg. She says, "Honey, now that we're married you can go a lot further than that!" So Eino drove all the way to Detroit!

 

[dlw930]

Going to the UP next month. Is it safe to tell these in Marquette?


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[jimtoo]

Toivo was at the bar in Channing drinking a Stroh's and watch the Packers on the television when a big tall rancher from Texas came strolling in. The Texan started drinking and bragging to Toivo about how much money he made and how many head of cattle he owned. He said to Toivo in a loud voice, "I can drive all day and never reach the end of my property!". Toivo replied, "Yah, I got a pickup like dat too, mister."

The only thing that might make this better is to add one word to last sentence so it would read..."Toivo replied, "Yah, I got a Ford pickup like dat too, mister."

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[JohnDar]

What the **** is a Yopper? If you're referring to someone from Michigan's Upper Peninsula, they're called "Yoopers." Those of us living south (below) the bridge are commonly referred to as trolls.

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[dlw930]

What the **** is a Yopper? If you're referring to someone from Michigan's Upper Peninsula, they're called "Yoopers." Those of us living south (below) the bridge are commonly referred to as trolls.

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A Yopper is a Yooper who has t(w)o "p"??


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[Shortest Straw]

I know cause I am,

yoop·er

ˈyo͞opər/
noun US informal


plural noun: Yoopers

• a native or inhabitant of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

 

[Mattman]

My apologies. My phone auto corrected and I missed it.
I am a yooper wanna be. Stuck in the lower. They don't know how to make a real pastie down here.

 

[avvidclif]

The only thing that might make this better is to add one word to last sentence so it would read..."Toivo replied, "Yah, I got a Ford pickup like dat too, mister."

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You know why 80% of the GM pu's made in the last xx years are still on the road?

They haven't made it home yet....

 

[klindgren]

What the **** is a Yopper? If you're referring to someone from Michigan's Upper Peninsula, they're called "Yoopers." Those of us living south (below) the bridge are commonly referred to as trolls.

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I didn't know that. I mean I knew about yoopers but have never heard of LPers being called trolls. Interesting. My wife was born and raised in Pt. Huron. Gosh does that mean I married a troll? Not sure I really want to tell HER that!

 

[JohnDar]

If you talk to a Yooper, you might hear it in jest.


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[JohnD]

Guess Cathy and I are trolls, too . . . as we are from southern Michigan (the town where the big prison is/was)!

 

[Bob&Patty]

John...I just knew that you were a just little off. A TROLL....now that is funny. BTW, don't call Cathy a troll if you value your health.

 

[JohnD]

John...I just knew that you were a just little off. A TROLL....now that is funny. BTW, don't call Cathy a troll if you value your health.

Well . . . she doesn't call me A TROLL . . . she calls me an ATROLL!

 

[jls456]

Don't you all remember "The second week of Deer Camp" by the Yoopers??

 

[JohnD]

Don't you all remember "The second week of Deer Camp" by the Yoopers??

I thought it was 'Da Yoopers'!

I have most of their music on cassettes and CD's.

 

[Gary521]

You are a "troll" because you live below the bridge. Mackinac bridge that is.

 

[JohnD]

You are a "troll" because you live(d) below the bridge. Mackinac bridge that is.

You mean . . . this?:

 

[Gary521]

That be it.

 

[Mattman]

Real yooper's say the bridge is between Houghton and Hancock.