Before I had my current Dodge Ram 1500 4x4 truck, I had a 1989 Dodge B350 15-passenger van that I towed our old trailer with . . .
That thing was 5-blocks long, but pulled a trailer like nobody's business!
In many ways I wish I still had it to pull my trailer . . .
Ironically, it was destroyed in a rear-ender while I was sitting at a red light by an uninsured illegal alien from Mexico who disappeared the next day after the accident (according to the police report of the accident).
Anywayz, once I was up at the neighborhood Ace Hardware . . . I always parked way out in the parking lot so that I could get out easily.
But when I came out I was all parked in . . . cars all around me!
That van was so long that I had to fanigle my way out of the parking spot (we've all been there before with our trucks) . . . in other words, I had to back in and out of the parking spot several times before I could get out of the spot!
Just as I was on my last 'fanigle' . . . some high school kid tried to be a smart@$$ and pulled around the isle right up to the side of my van and started beeping his horn for me to get out of his way!
And he was in the direction in which I had planned my exit from the parking lot isle and was too close for me to make my final exit . . .
He expected me to just pull back in to the parking spot and let him pass by!
So I just sat there for a few seconds to see if he would back up and let me leave . . . but he just kept laying on the horn . . . expecting me to get out of his way!
So, after about 30 seconds of listening to him being a dumb@$$, I shut the engine off . . . got out of the van (leaving it blocking the isle) and leisurely closed all of the windows and locked the doors . . . walked over to his drivers door and told him
"Ooppsseeyy, I forgot something!" . . . and walked back in to the Ace Hardware Store, leaving my van blocking the isle and him sitting there in total confusion.
I stood inside the store watching out of the store window to make sure that he didn't do something to my van (he would have gotten his rear-end kicked had he tried anything) . . . finally after a minute or so he got the idea and backed up and moved on without incident!
One of the hardware guys in the store saw the whole thing and laughed his @$$ off at how I handled this kid!
Here is the old beast the next day after the accident:
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I really do miss that van . . . it was a trailer-towing beast!
The reason that the front was smashed is that I was hit so hard from the rear end that it slammed me into the Toyota Forerunner that was in front of me (it was totalled as well).
My $1000 Reese trailer hitch setup is what took the brunt of the impact and probably saved me from more bodily damage than what I received.
That was 15 years ago and I still suffer back and shoulder problems from that accident (just had physical therapy this afternoon for the shoulder) . . .
And I still have tranny fluid stains in my driveway from that accident (drive shaft jammed into the bell housing)!