The Jumper

TXTiger

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A big burly biker was riding with his friends and came upon a bridge that was blocked by the police.

A woman was ready to jump off the bridge and all traffic was stopped.

The big burly biker got off his bike and went over to the lady and said "hay baby, you are pretty good looking, why don't you give me a big kiss before you jump."

The woman leaned over and gave the biker a big, long, wet kiss on the lips.

The biker said "a girl who can kiss like that should be riding on the back of my bike, why are you jumping off this bridge?"

The woman said "my parents don't like me dressing up like a woman."

It is not sure if she jumped or was pushed!
 

oldmannj

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OK Tony, That is wrong in so many ways........and hilarious in so many others!!!!!!! :angel:
 

TXTiger

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Jim: It must have been Lou. Like I always sad to my Dad when I was a kid, "I wasn't there when it happened!"
 
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